- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

a black guy hates chicken.

A jew enters a mall.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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