- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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