- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whose your daddy? Not me

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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