What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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i hate non minorities!

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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