Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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