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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.