- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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