Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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