What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Y u do dis?

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

tee hee

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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