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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you call an amazing person Good

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What is funnier then 25 9/11

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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