- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Your face is hilarious.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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