- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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