- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What comes after 69? 70

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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