I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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