How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

mikey is cute

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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