- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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