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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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