List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

antonio has a penis head.lol

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Once upon a time, The end.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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