Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Morning wood.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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