- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

The duck didn't cross the road.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

cory

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??