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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What is green and slow Grass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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