- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Chris is hairy

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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