- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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