- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

I enjoy Popcorn

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

My three children are three big mistakes.

Caolan and Eamon

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Abortion.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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