What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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