Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Caroline Kelly.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

hey hey apple

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

9/11

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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