- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

YEAH THEY DO!

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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