How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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sky's sty

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Drew Knowles is gay

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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