So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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