Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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