- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the new green? Green

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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