Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Anti Joke

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