- Anti Joke

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

your mom

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Dane Cook makes a joke.