What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

knock knock no no you go now i clean

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Fat people

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Click here for free sandwich.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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