- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

hey hey apple

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

9/11

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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