- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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