- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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