- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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