- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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