- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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