Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Ben Affleck

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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