What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What's half of 8? o

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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