A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Women's rights.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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