Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

an ethopian thanksgiving

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

YO FACE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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