Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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