- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

why do mexicans get made fun of

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

If the 49ers won the superbowl

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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