A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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