- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

When life throws knives at you, run away.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What is the name of the car? What

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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