Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

whats white and sticky glue

Women's rights

Lil Wayne

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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