- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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