Cancer

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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