- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

no really what are ur names?

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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