roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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