why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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