- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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