- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What did the man say to his doctor?

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

a black guy walks into a black bar

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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