- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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