"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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America

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I read the terms of service.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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