A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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3 like an eel

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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