What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Okay.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Asian women drivers...

A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

mexicans fishing

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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