- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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