Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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