a black guy walks into a black bar

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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