You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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mexicans fishing

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Asian women drivers...

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Okay.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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