- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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