- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Your mother just died.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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