What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Matthew Wyckoff

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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