A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Ron Paul for President!

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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