- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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