I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

The holocaust

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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