- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

I went to school. Then I came home.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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