I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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