A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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