What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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