This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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