- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Roses are red, yup.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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