What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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