What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...