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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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