What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Roses are red.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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