How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Women's rights

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Lil Wayne

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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