- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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