Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What is the name of the car? What

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

this website even though its hilarious.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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