Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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im gay

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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dat shoe shine tho

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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