- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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