- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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