- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Y u do dis?

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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