- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

12 niqqa 12.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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