- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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