- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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