Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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