How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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