what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Justin Bieber.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Anti Joke

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