so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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