- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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