Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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