- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Justin Beiber

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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