- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Your sex life.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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