- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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