What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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