Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

sky's sty

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Drew Knowles is gay

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A seal walks into a club.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Anti Joke

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