- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

YEAH THEY DO!

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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