- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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