- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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