- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Women's Rights

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Anti Joke

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