- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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