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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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