- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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