- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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