I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Michael Brown

roses are red violets should be purple

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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