- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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