What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

The holocaust

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

say it ten times fast: oh

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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