- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Justin Bieber.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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