- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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