What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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