Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Terry has ebola

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Morning wood.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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