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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Stop procrastinating.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

whats brown and booky a book.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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