- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

12 niqqa 12.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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