- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled