- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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