- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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