- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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