What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

When is a door not a door? Never.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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