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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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