- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Where are you going Your house

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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