Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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