Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

alex is cool

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Anthony sucks

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