- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

roses are red violets should be purple

My cat just died.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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