- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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