- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Gretta has five legs? -no

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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