A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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