What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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